"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking." 
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"A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you." 
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"Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else." 
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"GURU: One who knows more jargon than you." 
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"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure." 
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"I wish life had a scroll-back buffer." 
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"I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouseholes." 
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"I'm not as dumb as you look." 
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein 
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"It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser." 
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"Life would be easier if I had the source code." 
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"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be." 
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"There are 2 ways to handle women and I know neither." 
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"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever." 
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"The only `intuitive' interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned."  -  
Bruce Ediger 
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"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin 
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"There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak  
smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway  
parking lot unless you actually do it... and I tell you it's tense." - Hunter S.  
Thompson 
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"Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer Simpson 
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"I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the  
rich would have kept more of it for themselves." - Bruce Grocott 
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"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to  
plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright 
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"Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said  
the last time." - Sam Rayburn 
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"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very  
narrow field." - Niels Bohr 
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"Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person  
you're complaining about." - Lynn Johnston 
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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without  
accepting it." - Aristotle 
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"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play;  
and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein 
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"What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed  
at night and in between does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan 
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"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." -  
Brendan Gill 
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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John  
Lennon 
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"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or  
tedious." - Oscar Wilde 
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."  
- Groucho Marx 
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"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the  
beholder." - Laurence J. Peter 
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"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." - Farmers' Almanac 
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"Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs  
30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps  
weigh 1.5 tons." - Popular Mechanics, March 1949 
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"Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep  
yet. " 
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"It's not about the track, it's about the thrills" - Gil Grissom (CSI) 
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"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the  
morning and does not stop until you get into the office."  - Robert Frost 
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"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot." 
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"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life." 
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"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you." 
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"Never test the depth of the water with both feet." 
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"Never judge a book by its movie." 
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"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the  
word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." - Larry Hardiman 
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"I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left  
to the politicians." - Charles De Gaulle (1890 - 1970) 
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of  
lightning." - Calvin of Calvin & Hobbs 
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"Failure: When your best just isn't good enough." 
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"Deviants are sacrificed to increase group solidarity." - Jenny Holzer
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"The satisfaction comes from working next to 500 photographers and coming away 
with something different." -David Burnett
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"Photography has not changed since its origin except in its technical aspects, 
which for me are not important." -Henri Cartier-Bresson
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." -Henri Cartier-Bresson
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"They asked me:'How do you make your pictures?' I was puzzled...  
I said, 'I don't know, it's not important.'" -Henri Cartier-Bresson
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"If I knew how to take a good photograph, I'd do it every time." -Robert 
Doisneau